I got chastised by the staff at a sandwich shop for not spending 15p more and taking advantage of a meal deal. It wasn't my fault that they decided to put in the meal deal price on the till when I only wanted a sandwich. Still kind of funny how one little thing can piss someone off.

Like that time I was handed a leaflet and as I shut my door I started to loudly crunch it in my hand.

But the sandwich thing wasn't my fault. They can go fuck themselves, I'll never go back again. I should've said that to them, but I found the funny side of it.