I liked John Carter (of Mars)

It was kind of sucky, the storyline rushed and generalised, but the humour was actually funny and there was loads of blood.

That was why I didn't like The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. You had a massive battle with minotaurs and shit, but no blood.

Also, John Carter is a gold digger (Nuance!).

It could've been much, much better.

The action was good, the CGI was not lacking at all.

I still liked it. I will buy the blu-ray. Good enough.

Also, if we can have a film set on mars without the title indicating it, I want the next Harry Brown to be set on Mars. Oh, and Antwone Fisher, he can finally have his Charlie Kaufman moment.... on Mars.


*Spoiler below*



He totally married for the title.